its really weird to me that there are some people who are like 0% gay. not even a little gay. i dont trust them
(via dollface1989)
things girls dont like about boys
- “ew stop talking about tampons tmi”
- *draws penis on literally everything*
- “whoa chill out it’s just a joke”
- “yeah it’s 8 inches”
- “she looks like such a bitch”
- “lmao im such a lesbian”
- “if you like girls why dont you dress like one”
- “Yeah childbirth hurts but have you ever been kicked in the balls”
(Source: aidnhd, via dollface1989)
When you’re spooning with a guy and you feel something poke you in your back
I ACCIDENTALY CLICKED PLAY WHEN MY DAD WALKED IN
What a coincidence! Your dad inspired this post
(via lucaisnthere)